Now that I have your attention...
I usually cycle to work on a lovely 1980s Raleigh Scorpio. I love cycling on the roads but sometimes I feel saddened by the danger other road users put themselves in; more often than not these other road users are cyclists! As I've recently acquired a 'helmet camera' (imagine a dash cam worn on ones helmet) I may well build up some footage that will amuse you all and I may well post that footage up here
To start with, I took a tumble the other day and gained some booboos and a few degrees more bend in the handlebars. Cue DIY crash repair (points if you can guess the MX5 theme):